You’d be all bleeding. Maybe a tooth is knocked out. We all continue to laugh until we realize we have to clean your blood off the ice. That’s annoying.

TIL that I’m not as afraid of robots if you dress them in people clothes. Those robots that opened the door yesterday? Terrifying. These ones? LOL, they think they’re human!

You’d definitely fall right on your face the first time you tried it, and I would laugh.

Short-track speed skating is such bullshit because of this crap that happens ALL THE TIME. In one of the events in 2002 this Australian dude won the gold because he wasn’t nearly as good as everyone else, hung back, and waited for crashes in EVERY SINGLE ROUND. Such bullshit!

Yeah, and I’m so close to Canada too (most of the US Curling team even comes from my city!). Unfortunately my only option is Spectrum, and they don’t carry it. I think a bit north of here they do. They did for a while in my hometown in Michigan. But I’m SOL here. Maybe I’ll just start looking for streams.

The Olympics are frustrating because what you really want is something in between the uncut live events available on NBC’s streaming service and a completely chopped up event sprinkled with shit I don’t care about and a bunch of ads. No one wants to watch the zambonis clear the speed skating ice between groups while…

Clint Dempsey scored a goal with his dick in the World Cup, so I don’t think so.

Yes. Doug. Can. Read.

“The story about how reincarnation....changes everything”

And get rid of the “My free speech shouldn’t come with consequences” haircut.

When keeping it full edgelord goes wrong.

This doesn’t sound like it’s a huge difference, but it really is. Throwing it harder with control allows you to make a larger variety of shots. Being able to sweep harder makes a huge difference. Whether it’s being able to hold a faster shot a few inches straighter or make a soft shot travel a few feet longer, these…

It all depends on the shot. Sometimes you want the stone you throw to stick around after it hits another one, so you can’t fire it in there or it exits the scoring area. Other times you need to move multiple 44-pound stones around so you throw really hard. And yes, men make shots that women can’t because they can…

Tommy Moe

I’m a Bears fan and I watched exactly 0 seconds of the Super Bowl after the Packers beat them in the NFCCG. Fuck that.

So this is how the Horizon: Zero Dawn timeline starts.

Definitely one of my favorite albums. One of those where I never skip a song.

Donnarumma could be handling this better.
Also - Italian fans are the biggest shitheads in the sport outside of Russia.

You mean to tell me the fanbase where there’s a video of a bunch of dudes driving to a friends house - toting open cases of beer - to shoot his television with high caliber weapons has some dipshits?

Is classical music piped in at all times?