Of course that can’t happen because most of the time the big companies need to appease shareholders and what better way than “game will hit holiday target for sure bros.”

I think it would be more appropriate to despise publishers/developers that throw out ridiculous “release dates/windows” that will inevitably get pushed back.

While a motive is unknown at this time, per the Daily Beast, the young aspiring rapper released a song titled “Dave Chappell” back in 2020 but the lyrical content doesn’t appear to point to any ill-intent.

You will play the game the way we tell you to play it damnit! And we’re going to make you feel terrible for the choices we force you to make!

I also absolutely love overleveling. I play games mostly for the story, not getting awesome at memorizing a boss pattern, so I would love if I could just grind for 20 hours and then beat the entire game with very little headache. 

Conversely, I love overleveling. Grinding doesn’t bother me at all, because, for me, the reward of being able to absolutely destroy these enemies and bosses that gave me so much trouble is SO rewarding. In Elden Ring, the gameplay loop is satisfying enough that the game is immensely enjoyable regardless of how I…

That’s because you’re a human being with a SOUL unlike these monsters! Lol

I refuse to kill any of the turtles in the game. The closest were the ghostly turtles you had to hit to make disappear to get into a Rise tower. Unless there is a mandatory turtle boss somewhere I’ll stick to this.

Didn’t realize you could do that.

I got stuck on two for quite a long time, one had two of those insect like enemies that instantly hit you with the barrage of stingers, and the other was a fight with Perfumer and that red demon dude who just swipes right into you the moment you show up lol

My poor mage, who gets one shot while barely passing through the boss fog gate because the boss bum rushes you or snipes you , would disagree.

Only accurate for characters with low vigor.  If you pump enough stats into your HP then you should be able to take multiple hits before going down, and then of course you have flasks for healing. Most people are going to get hit multiple times during a fight, the trick usually is getting good enough that you find…

I’ve never really played a Souls-like, but it seems like the thing that really makes them hard is that, if you get hit, you’re going to take huge amounts of damage, so you can’t really get hit more than once or twice by anything. Does that seem accurate?

lol that’s exactly it. elden ring is just the hottest game out rn and it’s rife with content. also i’m playing the shit outta it. and by playing i really me dying lmao but 2022's gonna start ramping up with kirby and i’m so stoked ! are yall playing anything interesting? tell me wassup in your world

Gaming blog site posts articles about popular game. In other news, water is wet.

Whenever I use an elevator, I just step back on the button as I leave it so it resets for my next inevitable death.

That was satire, because no person that thinks like this actually had a girlfriend to begin with.

I just don’t want to be one of those fans that’s all “This is the best game and every single person is going to love it!” No, it’s a great game for many people but there are some design choices that aren’t universally loved.

That is a big dog

My favorite besides these is probably everyone labeling everything as a dog