I always thought he meant he’s a viking at sleep as in he conquers sleep. It never even occurred to me that he meant he dreamt of being a viking.

Ralph is really good at sleeping.

Sorry, you are incorrect. He is obviously saying he has mastered the art of sleep to such an extent that people believe he is indeed, raping and pillaging said sleep due to his utmost skill at said activity.

“A lot of people think humor is about affirmation, which is why so much political humor stinks.”

Yeah, the main takeaway here is that a lot of people are bad at comedy. Most of these are people assuming that an absurdist punchline has to “mean something” or be a reference. Because you know what’s always hilarious? References to things people recognize.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

The unbelievable cruelty of this story has me close to tears. I’m choking up. 

The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department told the publication that by July 2020, just once month after his arrest, police had received “30 new allegations of forcible rape and groping against Jeremy,” taking place across the last 20 years.

We need a Republican airline that hires their pilots not because they’ve flown a plane before, but because they have Fresh New Ideas

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

I have been in the camp that I never want to wish horrible things even on awful people. I’ve been trying my best to turn the other cheek against these monsters-in-human-clothing.... but fuck it. I hope Gohmert dies painfully from Covid. The world will be a better place without him.

Thoughts and Prayers

“Not wearing a mask is my second amendment right!" - that guy, probably

He’s desperate, period. He can’t run on the economy - that’s cratered and not recovering anytime soon. He’s trying to pivot to law and order, but anyone with more brain cells than teeth already sees the issue with a man who has routinely broken the law and gotten away with it running on that platform. The only other…

You’re a nicer person than I am I guess. I used to be a nice person who wouldn’t wish bad things on people but I’m pretty much over that now.

What are you talking about? They still wave the Confederate flag during the last lap.

As I said over on The Root:

I stand beside that statement so adamantly that I’m always naked. And usually in jail.

Yup.

Every single corner of the fashion / beauty industry is infected by misogyny. The industry is built on the foundation that women aren’t good enough. And yet nothing changes ever.