You fucking ding dongs are talking about what actors should be playing whom like this is some goofy Taylor Swiftian light-hearthearted drama.

I have been in the camp that I never want to wish horrible things even on awful people. I’ve been trying my best to turn the other cheek against these monsters-in-human-clothing.... but fuck it. I hope Gohmert dies painfully from Covid. The world will be a better place without him.

We used to refer to them as Mimbos, but Himbo is definitely more beefcake-y.  One addition... McConaughey in Contact is the ultimate Himbo.

I have forgotten how to process good news.  This is excellent and I'm happy?  Feels strange, I'll still take it.

Fantastic video even though De La beat them to the idea with Ego Trippin 2...

I stand beside that statement so adamantly that I’m always naked. And usually in jail.

Fashion was created to give stupid people something to feel smart about.

One can only expect so much interest after introducing a new character to the show. It made sense to get rid of that autistic kid character - her and the beard’s obviously real emotion and devastation makes fairly captivating content. But still... 3/5 enjoyed it, but looking for newer narcissist influencers.

I feel bad for the sex workers who sleep with these women's husbands.

Fuck Spanfelcher and fuck autoplay video ads.

Thank you for the opportunity to post a link to my favorite article ever... https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/5-times-air-bud-franchise-out-crazied-itself

Baby Yoda did it!!! (At least two days before)

Fucking LOVED it. Of course, I was 5 mg edible and four whiskeys deep. But as a 42 year old who grew up with this whole thing... epic end.

She looks like that annoying grandma at the super lmarket shaming new moms for not using the right stroller.

Welp, in spite of your vitriol, I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving and weren’t too lonely.

Goddamit, three points..

They should also change the motto of Jezebel to “We Champion Women”.

Oh good lord, can’t college kids flex their newly critical muscles without people thinking it’s the end of the world? When you put something creative out in to the world you relinquish control over it. And college students are notorious for hating stuff from their youth, both reasonable and unreasonable.

This is the correct take.

Probably not a popular opinion, but Vindicators 3 has some of the best one-liners out of all three seasons.