“A lot of cocaine came through Miami International in the 80s, which we all know is the greatest decades, and it financed a lot of the greatest towers in Miami, an amazing city, so really it is the biggest airport ever”

The Maven threw a party for staff the night after laying off half the office? What kind of fucking moron does that?

Like all corporations, they want people to feel enthusiasm for something they can profit off. I don’t think they know how to care about other humans.

Vaping is only good for identifying which people are total chooches.

If this isn’t comment of the year, the contest is rigged.

Nice sweaters aren't cheap.

Malcolm Gladwell is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person sounds like.

“Ed McMahon’s corpse is gonna show up and deliver you a giant check every month. Vote Yang.”

Good lord, this describes my father exactly.

I’m a Tennessee fan, and this is still the correct take.

DEAR FORBES: OPEN LETTER TO AMERICA: JOIN ME IN A

That poor guy is missing out.

After re-reading the comment, I think your other hand is correct. It’s a troll

Chili peckers are garbage. Bad people and worse music. I recommend everyone purify themselves with Mike Patton performing Retrovertigo this year.

I totally messed that up.  Damn the 15 minute edit window!

Correction...Faith *WITHOUT* works is dead.

Yeah that’s similar to the lines my teams have been fed by management. I think the Unitarians have a phrase... “faith with works is dead.” (I’m paraphrasing)

That diverse marketing ploy crap is so transparent (and white, natch). The last company I was at was insistent on making diversity in their public image a top priority without ever addressing that there were exactly zero POC in any executive positions.

Werner Herzog sums the dick thing up nicely.

Facebook. But even once I got over that POS, I realized I was happier without it.  Upside!