#Gahbage

Appreciate it. The bar is low when the name is dumb.

At first I read your kinja as The Ancient Boner and I was like “That’s the legit wisdom from the source right there.”

Meth is still cool, right?

Attn: Spanfelcher.

Just read the Daily Beast article and I’m a split mix of really sad and fucking pissed.

Got you.

Is there anything better designed to fuel conspiracy theories than reading The Book of Honor: The Secret Lives and Deaths of CIA Operatives?

Only sorta related, but I feel bad for all these kids who are having all their dumb kidshit documented permanently by selfish, oblivious parents.

These takes are worse than his music.

I'll be shocked if Ghislaine is still alive in two months.  I know that's dark and conspiracy-minded, but this shit is so deeply fucked up.

I’ve been going to my Brooklyn Y (NOT DeBlasios) for years and it is the best. No attitude, great equipment, good price, and a fucking pool. So I love this article.

I am looking forward to when this dingus starts doing ads for Paul Masson’s “fine” wines.

No mention of Mos Def’s Ms. Fat Booty or Mr. Bungle’s Vanity Fair? For shame!!!

I hate myself so much for clicking on that link of the pelican eating ducklings.  It was labeled properly.  FUCK!!

You ask them how their cousin is enjoying Bukowski?

The new Lingua Ignota is unreal.  Not exactly karaoke friendly, but I'll give it a shot.

“Docking with one’s angel” has a different meaning around the ole ‘munchers household.

I hop that Brian Switzer gets help for his amphetamine problem.