Your username will never be not hysterical.

“the beard”

You refer to the husband as the beard, but I get the impression she’s the beard?

The thing is he was too close in age to Ritchie, and then Fonzie really took off in filling the role of a “big brother”, so what else could they do?

A kid with serious special needs is good for one, maybe two Very Special Episodes when the other children learn that everyone is important and has something to contribute.

Everybody loved Rudy. Olivia ... ehh.

“Married with Children” was never the same after Seven was introduced. They must have been a Cosby house.

Let’s be clear about who the spoiler is: Sarah Palin. It’s Sarah Palin.

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

Not having read your review yet, I’m perplexed on why this episode received such a low grade. I was seriously laughing for 30 minutes!

I can think of a 100 year old turtle that screws 330,000,000 every day!

OK, this is the second post I’ve seen on this group of websites that says pretty much nothing, and yet talks about SW.  Did a general order go out to the authors to write something - anything - about the new SW movie?

Suddenly, people begin asking: How did anyone ever think that was OK?

Gervais interrupted himself with a little rant about how everyone in the audience is a hypocrite for working with big companies like Amazon and Netflix and Apple and how nobody has the right to thank any of these companies in their speeches because none of the actors in attendance went to school.

How...? Just... how? How do you get to be a piece of shit this big? I mean, you just don’t do this to people. How does one live their lives with no sense of empathy or no moral compass?

Palpatine did say that Rey/Ben were linked in a way that hadn’t been seen for “generations” so that’s your explanation as to why he could do that for her, but Anakin couldn’t for Padme.

Jedi Academy at the homestead ... you mean Tatooine? Who the fuck wants to hang on Tatooine? Luke couldn’t wait to get outta there ... nothing but sand and Jawas and blue milk. She needs to rethink that place if she’s gonna recruit anyone and have their parents pay the $$s.  

From Austria here - saw it three hours ago...

Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.