I hate myself so much for clicking on that link of the pelican eating ducklings.  It was labeled properly.  FUCK!!

You ask them how their cousin is enjoying Bukowski?

The new Lingua Ignota is unreal.  Not exactly karaoke friendly, but I'll give it a shot.

“Docking with one’s angel” has a different meaning around the ole ‘munchers household.

I hop that Brian Switzer gets help for his amphetamine problem.

Well I guess we can blame this one on the 80s, and I imagine it is familiar to many... but we grew up always knowing Uncle Larry’s roommate would be at every major family function.

Please replace #5 with "Uncle Larry getting drunk and making side bets with the opposing fans then not paying up when he loses"

We all know the Smurfs are idiots, but to get outsmarted by Orlando SC fans?   Oy.

It must really hurt you to know she’s such an amazing success with true gravitas on a global scale.  

I don’t hate snowboarders, some of my best friends happen to be snowboarders.

This article by Jesse McLaren is the perfect follow-up read: https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/5-times-air-bud-franchise-out-crazied-itself

VAR is only good when the calls go for my team.

Well that's whole idea behind December the 25th, eh?

It’s gonna really hurt if Bill & Ted 3 sucks.

Although it is comforting to know the major European sporting events are hobbled by the same garbage music that American sporting events are cursed with.

I keep hoping that there will be some person of conscience at Facebook who can install a virus and wipe out the servers. Even though I’m fairly certain it doesn’t work that way, I’m holding out hope

There is a special place on hell for the motion graphics artist that created that shit-stain of a video.

Fuckin-A RIGHT!! C'MON RICK!!!

I’m pretty much ride of die for RBNY but there’s no defense for that shit. Wholly shameful and Kaku deserves whatever punishment he gets.