This guy has always been a horrible fucking human being. Why the fuck did Vice even use him in the first place?

I decided to take the Amtrak sleeper car to Las Vegas for a music festival. Other than the fact I actually bought my ticket to Las Vegas New Mexico, it was a lovely trip. Would highly recommend if you both like reading and looking out a window for hours.

Actually, they’re all in their late 20s. Crystal Meth is a helluva drug.

UCLA has a football team?

GO BRUINS!!

Jesus how stupid do you have to be to need a bribe to get in to USC????

A FUCKING PLUS.  

Chris Pratt looks like that quiet guy at the office that everyone avoids.

The Seattle Overdosers would probably be in poor taste, huh?

You’d think they’d all be excited to return to their microbrewerys, but alas.  Valid point.

I know I should be more annoyed with Trump and his utter idiocy and corruption, but Bernie entering the race just drives me absolutely nuts.

I’d like to slap whomever gave Ted Cruz a cloning device.

I read the comments on this article specifically see who posted this video. You win!!

Pro-Choice Extremists is my new band name. The first single is gonna be called “Nonexistent”.

He’s still a worse announcer than he is player, so vaya con dios, Landycakes

I hate this fucking reality so much.

Shaq’s the only villain in Shazam.

I’m just gonna go ahead and call bullshit on him never having done cocaine. 

Wake me when you find some 1978 Mustang IIs for sale.