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But The Gorilla Thinks Otherwise
butthegorillathinksotherwise

Christ. Another stat truther. Bugger off and let us enjoy this undefeated 8-1 season

Russell Wilson is a fucking lame.

Russell is one of the good ones. Duh.

They did WHAT?!?!?

I’d like him better if he had.

Yes, I agree . Everyone’s being niggardly in its use.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I only get a ration of 48 internet clicks a day!

Sorry you wasted your precious Internet clicks on this article.

Not only could fans have been hurt upon exit, but the panic that could have resulted from calling the game and evacuating could very well have led to a stampede/crush situation and that is all to familiar a risk at soccer venues. They made the right call.

The most amazing thing is that he’s doing this while earning no direct income!

It’s similar to a Mayweather fight in that a woman got knocked out.

“Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed..., eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing ‘Hallelujah.’”

His lost imor waive fights were in losing.

Well, if he’s barely putting on the Fargo Minnesotan accent, that means he’s actually a lot closer to an actual Minnesotan accent than the rest of the cast.

Well, maybe not officially. But it was pretty obvious.

Cleveland never passes it. QB stinks.