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why do you hate trans people?

Exactly what I said about my buddies mom.

Imagine you have your smartphone’s camera on. You point the camera towards the sun. What happen?

I disagree with Gary Oldman being on this list.

You mean like commandeering a ship owned by the Royal Navy, the sacking of a British colony, multiple acts of naval warfare by private captains, creating an organized government in opposition of the crown and multiple counts of theft and kidnapping?

the first movie had a fair bit of actual piracy.

they’ve plundered and killed townsfolk. does that count?

What is the point you are trying to make?

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

Look for FIFA’S anti politics task force that will end politics in 3 years

“Failure to comply” should not be grounds to shoot an unarmed person.

Good point. I mean, why isn’t he out there assassinating people? 

An Arnold Palmer does not contain alcohol

Cool story.

This is part of a scam this woman runs. She keeps the ducks there, luring the bears in and then catches the bears and will only release them for a ransom.

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

New York City is the CrossFit of cities.