Who's going to step up, though? Spurs have a pretty thin squad at the moment, with a bunch of talented players who have been under-performing. Hopefully (for your sake) Tom Carroll can start fulfilling some of his potential and add a bit of depth. As a Red, I know what it's like to have a thin, under-performing squad.…

It'd never work in the US. There are HUNDREDS of clubs with loyal fanbases in Great Britain, who support their squads through thick and thin (in most cases). US sports fans are fickle. There aren't enough dedicated sports fans who love their teams enough to keep going to games and supporting their team.

A club like Tottenham, who only have one trophy since the early 1990s (the 2008 Mickey Mouse Cup), haven't won the league since the early 1960s, haven't won the FA Cup since 1991, and have hardly ever made a dent into European football should be more focused on winning trophies, especially the Europa League, but such…

Cooke The Implaler

Here's the thing. FIFA/UEFA (and the EPL in particular) have made it their personal goal to stamp racism and other forms of discrimination out of football, but the majority of the British media have condemned the hiring of Di Canio based solely on his political ideologies. Di Canio is entitled to his views, just as…

Will Ferrell. He's not on twitter, but there are tons of parody accounts that recycle the same misogynistic, racist, generally unfunny jokes under his name. Hundreds of thousands of people follow them and it makes me hate everything (I'm kind of a cynic, though).

please don't include parody accounts in this segment.

Call me shallow, but I thought Matt Lauer had cancer or some other horrible illness once his hair went to shit. Turns out he's just a slob.

This is essentially going to turn into The Chive, which if you don't know about The Chive, consider yourself lucky.

Vegetarian.

And here's Aaron Paul going straight Jesse on Van Wilder's dad.

Hello Duan.

I'll never understand this shit.

Jurgen has fielded a strong attacking side with most of his best players. Has hell frozen over? From the looks of it...

The logic behind giving it to gay men (I assume) is because anal tissue is more easily torn during sex than vaginal tissue, thus, gay men are more susceptible to sexually transmitted diseases.

I'd never watched Downton Abbey, so when she showed up in season 2 of GOT I was googling frantically "WHO IS THIS WOMAN" and I've been in love ever since.

I mean, he was in the last season in a dream. It's not farfetched to assume he'll be back in this one.

Big Sam Allerdyce heard there was a football coaches meeting and made it awkward for everybody.

Honestly I have no idea how anyone can find redeemable qualities in any of these characters. They're all horrible.

I just helped my 11 month year old niece (the flower girl) walk down the aisle of my sister's wedding. She loved it. She kept trying to eat the flowers, though.