DOUG STOP BEING SUCH A NARCISSISTIC HIPSTER THANK YOU.

Did you just call yourself a shithead?

It's actually kind of awesome, if you want to have a voice on this website.

Good analysis of one game against an inferior opponent, but Barcelona is far from unbeatable. They were an 18 year-old hitting the post away from losing this match and made loads of defensive mistakes. If they run into a team with pace on the wings (like Real Madrid) they're going to be scored on, a lot. Their back…

*hands used to murder man outside Atlanta nightclub.

It's not just that you used the wrong version, it's that when you use "Man U" rather than "United" or "Man United" you inadvertently insult the entire organization.

I'm a guy. I shave my balls once a month with a razor. I trim my body hair with clippers twice each month. I shave my face with a razor 4-5 times each week. I take a shower after the gym and when I wake up. Also, I brush my teeth. That's it. Stop being a douche and try being a real-live person. Men spend nowhere near…

Anyone who calls United "Man U" and Spurs "the Spurs" knows nothing about football.

You must not watch his stand up, then.

After one look at those cankles, NFL GMs should have all the info they need about where they should draft him.

You just named 8 teams. Also, Wembley is in London, correct? Therefore South.

The state politics are all over the place. It's never been this bad since I've been alive... The first chapter of my life was Tommy Thompson (good Tommy Thompson, not evil Tommy Thompson), with mainstay senators Kohl and Feingold (still can't believe a man as genuine as him lost to freaking Ron Johnson). Now it's a…

This song is over a year old... the public is always sooooo late on EVERYTHING

I don't pretend to know a lot about photography, but the resolution in these pictures is incredible for being 70 years old.

You're awesome

you're a bad ass

I'm 25 and a guy and drink Diet Dew because i think coffee tastes like shit but still need caffeine to function.

I'm voting for the next Gubernatorial candidate (regardless of party) whose entire running platform is to reclaim the upper peninsula.

You could go ahead and tag "LOLJETS" for this article, as well.

Something I took from this was how cut and dry the lines are drawn for the NFC North teams. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois and Michigan (not counting the UP, because, well, that should belong to Wisconsin anyways) all strictly cheer for their respective football teams (not including East St. Louis & that one bandwagon…