butthaver

2/11/13

I wasn't claiming he's not a piece of shit, because he is, it's just you getting mad - about a guy who just got into a fight with another guy - not standing up to clap during a fucking awards ceremony is such a nitpicking opinion to have.

2/10/13

Yes, because all famous people at nationally televised award shows are model citizens without human emotion.

2/10/13

I wouldn't stand and clap for someone i got in a fight with a week ago, either.

2/9/13

This whole series has been fucking brilliant and this is the icing on the cake.

2/8/13

"And sometimes, in the dark moments, when nobody is around to help, or maybe when her husband is sitting on his ass while the baby shrieks bloody murder, she may think to herself, I'm not sure this was a good idea."

2/6/13

2/3/13

I wish we could have lunch together so you could teach me what's okay to laugh at and what isn't.

1/31/13

From my own experience, once I got past the age of about 20, I gained the ability to last AT LEAST 6 minutes regardless of physical stimulus. Our brains have so much more control over our bodies than we give them credit for. Just an observation.

1/31/13

CONFESSION: When I was in 6th grade I went into an AOL Slipknot Chatroom and told everybody I went to a Slipknot concert.

1/29/13

EVERYBODY eventually loses their hair or has their hair change to Grey/White. It's not brave at all. Instead of being so negative you should be glad to have lived long enough for this transition to happen. Christ.

1/22/13

This was an episode in season one of House.

1/17/13

Brian Kelly's (the coach) tenure at Notre Dame so far includes:

1/11/13