Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

How did you not include the tough mudder/spartan race/warrior dash crowd? I’d say it would have to be pretty high on the list.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Shhhh! Don’t give them any ideas.

Chris wins for best submission of the WYTS so far in 2016. Ultimately he may be awarded best submission not by Zodiac MF. Good job Bears fans.

Traveled to Chicago last year to see the Cardinals play the Bears. I wore this shirt to the game, along with a Cardinals hat and jacket, so I thought it would be clear I was trying to mock their team. Instead, about 500 Bears fans were giving me high fives, asking where I got the shirt, and even offering money to buy…

Bring back 500 days of Kristin.

You went with Bartolo Colon here?

+1 Bottle of Breastmilk from Kristin.

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Huge fan of yours for years on here. This one is glorious.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

As a Bears fan, completely understand some of the Cutler hate, but Martellus was nothing but a headache his last season here. Speaking of headaches, his replacement, Zach Miller, is already working on his 20th concussion in 3 years.

This is fucking savage and I love it.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

Team USA’s fearless leader was not amused. #meloface

Just turned 26, but I cut the cord with cable a looong time ago. Not necessarily for things like lack of programming I wanted to watch- the price was outrageous. I had a triple play package of cable, internet and phone for like $97; then after the first year they bumped it up to $155, and got rid of my premium…