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50 shades of Jay
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you’re assuming the democracy is currently working right

Right.

Jesus. Are we really reaching this far to find reasons to be offended these days? Lets pull the movie from theaters too, since it’s depicting pacific islanders as having a darker skin tone and having their culturally accurate tattoos.

I get 100 more miles out of a tank of premium 93 octane than I do using regular 87 octane. 100 miles. Every time. For a difference of $3.50 - $5/tank in price. I will not stop using premium.

a) Liz Phair? Sick name drop... her kid must be a genius

very true. however you’re taking 2 useful separate ports and making people pick & choose which single function they’d like to use. If we can charge & use the adapter / lighting headphones then OK, but there’s been no word on this. Also, wireless earbuds are generally shit connection quality.

a few questions about this headphone thing :

Keith:

thank you for your service AND your appreciation of all dressed chips

Is this seriously called ludicrous mode?!

All dressed chips blew my freakin mind the first time my buddy brought some back. Why must Canada be so selfish? share with us Americans. We have so little here.

The only happy memory I have of last season is seeing the Bears beat Green Bay in Lambeau by 4 points on the night they retired #4 (and Brett showed up in his best grey hoody). I’d like to think that every time a packer fan looks at that #4 on the wall they think of that game, but they wont. They’ll just remember

bar fights & home fights would produce similar bruises.

THANK YOU. THIS IS A WORLD WITHOUT ELECTRICITY, DO YOU MORONS REALIZE HOW MANY FUCKING CANDLES A LIBRARY OF THAT MAGNITUDE WOULD REQUIRE. A CITY FULL OF EDUCATED MEN PROBABLY JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO HARNESS SOME SUNLIGHT TO THEIR READING ADVANTAGE.

At age 6 I went to a 96 bulls playoff game. I was just old enough to remember going, just young enough to not know what the hell was going on. Can’t imagine those ticket prices. You the real MVP, Dad.

Same age. Don’t remeber OJ but definitely remember Monica Lewinsky & Slick Willy.

good catch. now it must be the imp

Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe the word used for little brother (valonqar) in the prophecy is actually the default word for “younger sibling”, using the masculine form by default when not specified who they’re talking about. Long story short, if correct, could be any younger sibling and doesn’t necessarily need

Wade Boggs?

would have saved me an extra 10 years of fat jokes. took me a long time to wise up and take care of myself. it’s amazing how much better you get treated not being the fat guy in the room