Keith:

The only happy memory I have of last season is seeing the Bears beat Green Bay in Lambeau by 4 points on the night they retired #4 (and Brett showed up in his best grey hoody). I’d like to think that every time a packer fan looks at that #4 on the wall they think of that game, but they wont. They’ll just remember…

bar fights & home fights would produce similar bruises.

At age 6 I went to a 96 bulls playoff game. I was just old enough to remember going, just young enough to not know what the hell was going on. Can’t imagine those ticket prices. You the real MVP, Dad.

Same age. Don’t remeber OJ but definitely remember Monica Lewinsky & Slick Willy.

Wade Boggs?

would have saved me an extra 10 years of fat jokes. took me a long time to wise up and take care of myself. it’s amazing how much better you get treated not being the fat guy in the room

you animal

that is more impressive to me than anything lebron james will do in his career.

i wish my dad had done that to me.

Non-lawyer non-father here, slightly irritable tho. Am I still allowed to deadspin?

those are longer shorts than I’ve possibly ever seen an american woman under 50 wear.

proud of you

Eat a deep-dish dick and play more minecraft Scocca, fucking poor mans Anthony Michael Hall. Thank you Deadspin staff for outing his terrible judgement of cities. Sincerely, Chicaaahgo.

there was no cow. wake up sheeple

my buddy was a barista and they would misspell names on purpose to entertain themselves. i guess it’s common practice among baristas

Good catch. +1 Larry David

Fuck cheese (bear with me) have you tried peanut butter on tortilla chips? Anything from tostitos to like.. real “authentic” tortilla chips, doesn’t matter what kind. That shit will make you believe in god.

And Lionel Messi... he’s an outlier in this report... but not talent-less.

Not only is all of this true, but from speaking to people who went to JCA (joliet catholic, rudy’s high school) with Rudy, they said he has always been an insufferable whiny asshole and has only gotten worse since the film.