yuuuuuuuuuge towering orgasms.

pie charts or it didn’t happen

hillary is just as scary and almost more full of shit than trump, that’s why bernie supporters don’t want to help her. not voting, by definition, does not count as a vote for the other side.

he’s talking about running not marathon-ing, ya try hard. i bet you look like Andre from the league training for his marathon every time you go out for a run. not necessary (except the shoes, good god the shoes are important)

never have i ever heard someone suggest a protein shake as a means to NOT promote pooping. Myself and many i know have found quite the opposite effect

J.E.T.S. JETS JETS JETS

little known fact, opinions can be untrue.

dirty is a relative word. i bet most of you didn’t know what “dirty” was until a woman brainwashed you into doing unnecessary laundry like linens. this shit works like a charm on your comforter.

i clicked on the picture of this article with full intentions of tracking down a recipe or instructions on how to kill yourself with cheese & pepperoni here. imagine my disappointment.

Drew’s voice sounds better in print.