I’m just saying, out here in Rockford, there have been people at the bar since 10 a.m.

Disclaimer: I do not mean for this to be an opportunistic Boston-ification of a story about other sports teams, but if anyone wants to see it that way, it’s probably not unfair.

Except Chicago is still segregated.

What, wait, did they outlaw cocaine in Chicago or something?

Agreed. This is what I’m picturing.

12+ hours at the bar and they aren’t going to be seeing much of anything by first pitch.

We will take your feedback under advisement while we throw some more of your tea into a harbor.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Beast Mode and Gronk should be a reality tv show. I don’t care what they would do on the show: sell ice cream, repair cars, start an 80s hair metal cover band, whatever. They need a show.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

First you have to get past the ropes.

The irony is that Hoyer will still probably outscore Palmer this week.

I started Cameron Meredith for the first time last night, because he has such good “chemistry” with Hoyer. Fuck Matt Barkley with every sharp thing you own.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

But a fake punt on a 4th and 19 from your own end zone is the LAST thing the enemy would expect!!!

Colorblind Punter Can’t See Opponent, What He Does Next Will Shock You

a+ for even including “compare surface pro 4 and Binders With Paper”, amazing attention to detail.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”