You are always welcome to party it up with me!!!!

Here is Emily! I am at a wine walk with my bestie aND having the best time of my drunken life!

http://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/smashed-chickp…

She is an indoors only kitty too. I keep her inside because she is a predator and also because there many predators that would be glad to have such a plump snack, so it’s best for her and for my poor momma nerves if she stays inside. Our deck is 15 feet in the air, and there is one tree she might be able to jump onto…

Yeah, she is a little spoiled.

Yup, of Lake Tahoe. It is a pretty good spot, to be sure.

If only we were, we could go to the beach and drink mimosas and eat the breakfast burritos from the place that adds tater tots to the other burrito ingredients on Sunday mornings.

Yes, it is amazing to live here, in any season.

I drank the kool-aid! <3

You were the number one, in the end! I’ll never forget you!

I don’t have acne, luckily, but my skin feels old, and I look older than 26 due to my shortlived career as an archaeologist. I am surrounded by beautiful people my age who are all baby faced, because they’ve always had office jobs inside and go outside to drink rose or beer on the beach (activities I fully endorese,…

So, the part of this whole situation is that it’s my fault that he’s in there. He didn’t have a stellar interview, but my boss said I had to pick someone in a very short amount of time (like, 2 days), and he was the only candidate that met basic criteria that I screen for (he can use a computer and seemed to have…

Sometimes, you luck out in life. This was one of those times for me. I have the whole upstairs of the house, my own private bathroom,utilities included, and my lease lets me have a cat! All for 550!

Nope, no legal reason to keep him. I just like to be very thorough, because one of my managers is the kind of guy who thinks women make decisions rashly if they are hormonal (but makes decisions very rashly, even if he isn’t being hormonal himself), so I like to bring a really well thought out and researched case…

I created one to get ipsy points, so follow nutterbutterore and you’ll be set.

I am nutterbutterore. Follow for Emily pictures! Which I will start posting now! ;D

Well then, excuse me while I invent for myself a twitter account. be back soon!

I feel pretty excited, but also nervous.