Oh you mean she's a Michelle Malkin?

Yup, I'm guilty of that, too. I'm not going to clean it up today because I'm just going to do it tomorrow, anyway. My boyfriend wants that shit cleaned up the minute I'm out of the shower. Fuck you, bro. I'm doing you a favor by not clogging up the drain and this is how you repay me?!

Thank god you posted this. Online stalking him just got a little easier. :)

Aww that's so cute. She has no clue what's going on but, "education?". Yeah, ok, "education," Sweetie.

Just because you think someone is pretty doesn't mean you are compelled to compliment them.

What? Are you using logic, again? Stop that! Use your emotions to make all your decisions. What could go wrong?

Understatement of the year goes to: "That didn't make no sense." Right — because the naked acrobatics in the MUNI station made so much sense until he decided to assault the MUNI worker.

It matters in principle. If you have none, then it doesn't matter at all, and if you have no principles, than you don't matter in general.

I already knew this was going on. I'm glad you did a blog post about it to bring it to light to other people who didn't know about it. Sometimes, when I try to talk about privacy issues with people they look at me like I have a tinfoil hat on because they're unfamiliar with these concepts because they're not getting…

He looks like grumpy cat.

I grew up in CT. A Krispy Kreme opened in 2000 I think? They had lines out the door for their donuts. I waited a few months and went on a Saturday night when I was 16. It wasn't even worth it for me to finish the donut.

Yes there are Krispy Kremes in CA. I have the opposite experience: grew up on Dunkin' Donuts — can't stand Krispy Kremes. My favorite is the chocolate frosted with sprinkles. I also like their seasonal pumpkin donuts. When Krispy Kreme came to my state, it was a BFD, and I drove about 20 minutes when I was 17 to…

That reason is: they are delicious.

I just went there in my mind. LOL

Can we talk about why there's no Dunkin Donuts in California? There are Dunkin Donuts in Egypt, but not California. WTF?

What if you really do suck? Not everyone accomplishes big things in life. Are you supposed to be excited that you still cut off the crusts on your sandwiches?

Seriously, I'm looking at these comments and everyone is hating on them. I can't even focus. What are we talking about? Cool kids? All I see are hot bodies. Sweet, supple, barely legal, hot bodies.

The music is boring? The vocals are like nails on a chalkboard. God awful. This sounds like something she recorded when she was super high on the weekend. Pure crap.

I don't hate New Girl, but I hate this song and her singing.

People pay to listen to her sing? She sounds like a bitch in heat, literally howling.