Don’t forget “strident” or “sharp elbowed”:

He cherishes women he would like to fuck and women he is related to... If gawker is to be believed there may be some overlap in that Venn diagram.

Carly Fiorina can fuck off with her politics and lies about Planned Parenthood, BUT I will love her on a personal level foreeeevvvveerrrrrr for saying “I think women all over this country heard very clearly what Mr. Trump said.”

He TOTALLY respects women. Unless he doesn’t like their faces. Or they’re very SHRILL. Or they’re on their periods. Or they’re overweight. But the rest of ‘em, sure. Cherishes ‘em.

Not just my opinion. Look at all the people responding telling you the exact same thing. You can’t even fucking argue in an interesting way.

Can I just say that after all of that, I’m really disappointed that your story wasn’t just trolling?

Except I’m a bartender and don’t know anyone trained who would make that mistake. Obviously the guy was not trained, a lot of these places (theaters, art galleries) hire temps to tend bar, and the temp agencies will send anyone who is old enough to serve and says they know aout bartending. What he was doing is…

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

There’s a city in central Massachusetts that is called Worcester. Despite the spelling, it is pronounced “Wooster.” This leads to many people who have never seen it written having no idea how to spell it, and people who have never heard it said out loud having no idea how to pronounce it.

We gays only see movement. When straights stand still they become invisible. Also we don't have object permanence.

Stack them in the walk-in, and leave town.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

I think once it starts singing and playing banjo we’re a bit beyond biological accuracy.

I was gonna say - it’s been awhile since I’ve seen the primetime Muppets Show from the 70s, but I remember it wasn’t just intended for little kids.

It’s not a lifestyle choice; they were sewn this way!

It should also be pointed out that One Million Moms have 76k members. They’re rounding up to one million.

Oh for shame.

Off-topic, but you’re killing me with the delicious food photos, Pinkham, you utter bastard. ;)