I can’t believe I’m defending anyone in this family here, but: Harry graduated from Sandhurst (the UK’s West Point) and his military service has been the real thing, not just dressing up in pretty uniforms like his dad does.

In case this is posted in Jezebel because the feminist in me is supposed to be outraged that a man took her job, just let me say here that I consider a woman being the Editor in Chief of a sexist lad mag like Maxim to be a step forward for women the way I’m excited to read that Hugh Hefner’s daughter works for Playboy:…

To quote these two fine young ladies:

This is perfect synergy. Fox News and pageants have exactly the same patriarchal image of womanhood: stand around in a bathing suit and high heels, look pretty, say vapid things on cue, and always, always defer to the man. Fox can scout their next fungible blonde from the finalists and the winner can go straight from…

I can not imagine this is really a thing: that someone would actually demand that an employee of (I assume) Sears go to the food court to buy food for their kids and that someone would actually do that! I am forever amazed by the stories I read here.

The Borders near me had to remove all of their really comfy armchairs because people were parking (not their kids but) their elderly parents there for hours as they ran errands or whatever. Many of these old souls were incontenent. They would sit there in a stupor for hours until someone would come to pick them up and…

First off, most lawyers are not litigators. They never sue anyone. They do corporate work, or real estate closings, etc.

He was the Rachel Dolezal of his time.

I speak French and understand that the term is appropriate when used in, for example, France. When used in Colorado, however, it is just pretentious.

Not anywhere near Atlanta. We would tar and feather you for ordering a Pepsi. There is very little we can be proud of. Respect our sugar water.

This. I was bragging to my friend how easy it is to travel with my kids because they will try anything. Anywhere. Pigs ears in Spain. Sweetbreads in France. She agreed her kids were exactly the same way. No matter where they went they could always eat because she could always get someone to make them steak and pommes…

So I have no real idea of who this chick is and I google her: she has the most carefully curated Wikipedia page I have ever seen. It is astonishingly long for a D list celebrity and includes (I am not making this up) a chart of every single Dancing With the Stars appearance, including the dance, the song and the…

Thongs, or at least one particular thong, have lead to political downfalls before.

Poor things. Not poor thongs. I have GOT to learn to proof read!

Also don't forget the obligatory reference to mood swings. Poor thongs, women, slaves as they are to their menstrual cycles.

The thing is that a slippery slope can slope both ways:

I swear this happened to me, too! Last weekend my husband and I stayed in a charming inn in the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. The waitress at the restaurant told me that the soup of the day was Gestapo Soup. She was very sweet when I told her the correct pronunciation but I’m sure she had no idea what she had said.

Mark and Allen,

The stupid baseball cap makes me miss the orange cotton candy hair.

I hate to paraphrase Bobby Jindal but...