Not exactly on point but I’ve got two death ones I’ll contribute to this:

Someday Miley Cyrus is going to look back at all her photos from this time and wonder, “Why did I insist on sticking out my tongue every time I saw a camera?”

Shiny bras over regular long sleeved shirts don't look creative or daring. They just look stupid.

Hate it. Looks like really dowdy pajamas. And I hate that super saccharine Susan G Komen pink on anyone not a 6 year old ballerina.

Thank you for the stove analogy. I’m going to use that. It’s excellent.

Yet his campaign slogan was “Country First.” He was willing to unleash this nightmare on our country, without even the slimmest vetting, in a Hail Mary attempt to win the election. He lost so much of the credibility that he had built up over a lifetime of service to his country in that cynical move.

I do not have these skills. But I would happily pay someone who made a supercut of all of her greatest hits. Comedy gold, I tell you.

I know you are right but it makes my head hurt.

The logical collapse in this reasoning never fails to stun me. If you are opposed to abortions you should be encouraging easy availability of birth control. This is not rocket science, people. More contraceptives means fewer unplanned pregnancies; fewer unplanned pregnancies means fewer abortions. Yes, there is…

No, she wasn’t. She was a wackadoodle and a bully but on such a small stage that it wasn't really apparent until she hit the big time.

Some Republican right now is willing to go to jail rather than be forced to hold your cup.

The reason some government contracts require that companies have at least one woman or minority is because for hundreds of years no company would hire a woman or a minority at all. So now, out of say 50 employees, at least two of them have to be something other than a white man. You are sooo right, it’s easy peasy for…

Is there anyone who thinks that Sarah Palin has anything valuable to say on an issue of foreign policy? I doubt she could find ten Republican office holders who would seek her advice.

Creativity. I swear I typed “creativity.” She has never had any credibility.

She’s added “God bless Israel” to her knee jerk “God bless America.” Doesn't that make you want to vote for her?

Actually what terrifies her and her ilk is that they secretly know that is not true. They are a tiny but loud wing nut minority.

My Lord, I can not believe how long it took me to figure it out: she is a performance artist. She is trolling us all. No one could possible string that many inane clichés together sincerely. It takes dedication, effort and real credibility to include “drill, baby drill”. “We don’t retreated. We reload.” “He may…

I keep humming “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” but I’m afraid of pissing off a Michael Stipe.

This has the makings if an excellent, if tragic, novel.

I love her so much. If I were still 12 years old I’d have posters of her all over my bedroom. I’d do it now but I’m afraid my husband might object.