Like when dumbass Scott Walker went fishing and held his damn rod upside down

Yes. We’re not talking about sportsmen. As an acquaintance of mine likes to say about an even more egregious sort of right-wing posturing: “let us remember the incontrovertible truth that politicians love the death penalty because it’s the only way a bunch of paunchy, candy-ass white guys can look tough.”

I was thinking the same thing. I kind of wish the manager had gone that route. Asked the guy if he needed an ambulance, told people to give him some air and shouted "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?" in a helpful and empathic way.

Calling Taco Bell a Mexican restaurant is almost as insulting as that jackass at the drive through.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Bad news for Miss Mexico.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Filed to: CRETINS WITH DICKS

I’m pretty sure Trump’s internal monologue is identical to his voiced monologue!

I don’t think he actually used the word “obviates.” That would be speaking above his crowd.

The hair looks very aerodynamic at that angle.

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

You don’t like people being able to settle disputes in court? What would you prefer? High noon-shoot outs?

Man, siding with Chris Christie over a nurse who works with Ebola patients in Africa. That’s...bold.

It takes a really special kind of person to look at someone who did legitimately risk her life to help others and be like “Nope. Dun like it.”

“She was inside the hospital in a climate-controlled area with access to her cellphone, access to the Internet and takeout food from the best restaurants in Newark”

I think a part of any settlement should include a provision for Chris Christie to be quarantined for the remainder of his term.

This was great until they didn’t pick up their trash.