Not to be buzz kill, but it appears they’re playing with a soccer ball. Try swinging your leg that hard at an actual kickball and it just shoots straight up into the air........

i haven’t seen a ball kicked that hard since my my four year old kicked my nut sack while i was laying down watching the Full House episode where DJ has an abortion

obviously, im friends with your sister (middle school playground goes NUTS)

You’d know.

looks like you like em as young as possible?

i think the most impressive thing about Gattis is the fact his bats are made of frozen Genoa salami and he still hits em that far

Make it 24 and you can add Arenado.

I do like this format a lot.

Well, I can’t speak for him, but if Kevin Garnett is into Tennis...

this bastard already struck a deal with Pantene! ...unreal

this bastard already struck up an add with Pantene too...unreal

just except the fact that alot of people dont’ give a $hit about words that illicit rage in oLdFoGeyS like urself :) this is deadspin and NO-ONE is going to win the pulitzer...their is nothing wrong with youre point tho

is it just me or does anyone else INSTANTLY start craving the shit out of these when you hear Kyrgios name during a match? im serious

(Galaxy 4S buzzing around on table...Christ picks up)

Sometimes people miss the space button, don’t be a twat.

i saw on FOX news recently that alot of people close to Amy said Obama’s 2nd term win really pushed her over the edge...just one more reason hes truly the antichrist...thanks obama

“GREAT WIN for USA... the ONLY thing that could have made this any better was if they were all naked...yeah that would have been sweet” - Donald Trump