A) That Oscar win was bullshit and his movie was weak.

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As Tom Brady gently peeled back his second banana of the afternoon he marveled at how the slender Swiss Federer danced around the court tantalizing the Miami crowd on a balmy sun kissed day. Tom thought of how he used to strike tennis balls in his youth with his father as they would laugh and play till the sun began…

I’ll just leave this right here ...something i made for our special boy <3

Andy Grammer sounds like a terrible child’s birthday party performer.

‘still its nothing like our culture problems’ - Rio Olympic Health Official

I approve this comment ! 😂😂 (btw this is me and my son lol)

Too soon +1

“nobody saw this coming!” - Magic Johnson’s HIV virus

+1 jih-audible

you need a sabbatical John...a few days away might do you some good

“what about a gay fish instead?” - Kanye West

i smell a MAY-MAY coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite -> “Lane Kiffin rides the Sabian”

Perhaps the NFL will consider a Talib-ban

“I could take him.”

this was an easy call for the school officials ->

according to this study, your asshole should look like something similar in 2035.

‘sounds brutal’ - Joe Theisman

He wants nothing bad to ever happen to him and to have more than everyone else, even though he’s never done anything of much intrinsic value. So, pretty much the typical human condition.