it seems like arroyo has pretty much done it all and lived a life of true mediocrity that no one really cares about...is this an accurate take away from this article about a 30 something white guy worth 90 million dollars that makes terrible music?

i havent seen THAT much command over balls since we hired a juggler for my daughters 8th birthday

(camera pulls back from home run ball resting atop the huge screen)

boyd have you considered writing for deadspin?

“i know dats right PEE JAY HA!” - Latrell Sprewell

“yeah thats not the craziest shit i saw in the nba” - P.J. Carlesimo

+1 RTR

this radio host is so misogynistic! Mendoza has great knowledge of the game and her dick is WAY bigger than john kruks!

He was so remorseful that he called her it again in his apology.

If that guy is Steve Smith, I will be that guy every day of the week, and twice especially on Sundays

if you want, want my divisional series

(Lefebvre pulls into his driveway and chuckles to himself as he recounts the perfectly called home run of the Royals game. He opens the front door to find his wife bent over the couch engaged in a four way gang bang.)

“honestly he’s right tho, we can’t drive” - Caitlyn Jenner

“sure as god made green apples, the chicago cubs are gonna be in a world series” - Haray Caray, the most loveable drunk the world has ever known

If you have a heart and/or a soul, you can’t not love Harry Caray. That’s fucking baseball right there.

This is deranged. +1