What would make this even more amazing is if Coach K laid down between the rim and free throw line and Zion had to jump OVER Coach K’s nose...god that’d be S I C K !

pirates GM: Frank you have any ideas on anyone else we can nab before deadline?

yes, like your SUPER annoying habit of biting your toenails and putting them in my coffee Diana...PLEASE STOP, NOT OK

Giant tragedy, in a Specialized situation that happened on such an unassuming Trek where the only thing you might even fear is a Yeti jumping you. 

(boy’s father out to eat overhears future wife’s conversation with friends)

best part is the ladder assist homie SLOWLY backing off when he realizes this a bout to be bad as shit

‘she’s still hot tho...i like it when hot russian chicks know what they want’ - Donald Trump

i wanted the (amazing) PLATINUM SOMBRERO

As Tom Brady gently peeled back his second banana of the afternoon he marveled at how the slender Swiss Federer danced around the court tantalizing the Miami crowd on a balmy sun kissed day. Tom thought of how he used to strike tennis balls in his youth with his father as they would laugh and play till the sun began…

A+ (golf clap)

I’ll just leave this right here ...something i made for our special boy <3

my father played professionally with Jeff Bagwell and it was common knowledge he was a roid-er...

this is the EXACT reason i don’t do 360 dunks too

‘yeah Teets’ - Derek Jeter

‘god shes hot tho!’ - GWB

‘still its nothing like our culture problems’ - Rio Olympic Health Official

i think i was around 12 when i celebrated my first big dong by myself...my parents went to a church potluck and we had just got a satellite installed with a ton of great free premium channels for a limited time