“Scooby! I told you i filled the pool last night” - Mrs. Wright

“now is the PERFECT time to bet on the Rockets!” - Charles Barkley

i thought serena was holding a carrot from the video still, but i realized its really just her giant finger

“bitch what you clapping for? bitch dont even know what team we bout?”

Johnny Jonathan Dickhead

i’ve always thought “black mamba” had the perfect dual symbolism as kobe is (no doubt) a sleek killer on the court and (even more no doubt) an incomprehensibly giant dick

I am not interested in people that act high and mighty on any kinja related website.

Randy really, likes,to, use commas, it seems, like.

somewhere John Chaney chokes his John Calipari blow up doll while shouting “i’ll kill you!” at his house nurse

“nobody saw this coming!” - Magic Johnson’s HIV virus

great title for your autobiography Brick!

i havent seen an old man go down that hard since my catholic priest took me into confessional back in my tweens!

Tebow was recently on the Rush Limbaugh show and spoke of a vision he had and revealed that ultimately Kap is bin Laden’s “secret son” sent to “lie dormant and unleash terror on the American people” WAKE UP AMERICA

Butters i L-O-V-E you on southpark!

bringing in R.Kelly as a consultant on this was genius by Fulham as well

you need a sabbatical John...a few days away might do you some good

I have one for you Ashley (since you brought beastiality to mind on a Friday afternoon)

“what about a gay fish instead?” - Kanye West

Mexican Navy????

‘passing is gay’ - a confused / angry Catlyn Jenner kidney stone