as a pitcher myself i always appreciate when a catcher stays tidy and shops at the local Bum & Gardener

someday he will have to answer to God (Shammgod) for his actions #JudgementDay

It’s funny because Jameis Winston is accused of raping a woman.

+1

“I’d rather have contested sex than consensual sex any day...its kind of boring when the girl just wants it” - Jameis Winston

or Bush’s whitehouse staff

It’ll be fine. Just get a grip.

This is the term Donald Trump’s PR team would use to describe his premature ejaculation.

its funny because my boyfriend hates baseball, but he likes to watch when Fister is pitching. Hes a sick fucker, but i love him

i cant handle this

you’ve been waiting for JUUUUUUST the right moment to insert that one haven’t you

Kinda makes me wonder where Doug Fister’s poster is hanging...

these trick (non-sports) chins are tough, but at least its obvious -> Janet Reno

Doctor Detroit has returned.

Ted Williams will be the GM of that team is what i heard the plan was...it could work i think

/sets timer on cryogenic chamber to “2097”

‘honestly i think this 76ers plan is solid’ - George Armstrong Custer

“i bet all my bitches could take the Knicks next year in a best of 7!” - Isaiah Thomas

just as i thought