I almost mentioned his performance as a highlight but I wanted to keep it brief!

yes, even in her ‘blank space’ video you had to wonder who the hell is calling the shots. bizarre visuals that seem to not connect with songs that are very strong in a pop music sense.

+1 ...i want a dadbod like Rob Lowe someday

Zac Efron is slowly morphing into Rob Lowe.

Well you do have a very large contingent of angry fans from Oklahoma Fucking City that hate Harden because he’s not on their team anymore. I imagine the Venn diagram of Racists and People Who Hate Harden Because He’s Not In OKC Anymore is basically a single circle.

Watching Harden methodically erode his defender’s balance and rhythm is like watching prime-years Roger Federer set some poor shlub up over the course of a rally.

You missed out the main reason everyone I know hates James Harden; he might drag to Dwight to some hardware.

I had no idea Kraft was a religious man until he went on to quote this verse at the presser:

No I’m pretty sure they just made out on Saturday.

I love that movie and I love that book. Both great in slightly different ways.

God had a remarkable style, moving in mysterious ways...i just tried to be in his presence as much as possible with his short time here on the courts

Based on his career NBA stats, He also does not approve of field goals.

i know...its amazing what you can pull when you’re a billionaire

Wait, they still sell ZIMA?!?

Preach.

i truly believe everyone should know about God

+1 random awesome reference.

God Shammgod does not approve of two men fornicating

(a couch at a party in Manhattan)

Peter King would have broke this first but he was too busy sitting in the corner masturbating.