they are in heaven looking down with God Shammgod

i want to bring God Shammgod to a whole new generation...

last time i saw someone take a hit that massive was mayor Rob Ford at a Toronto house party

God Shammgod works in mysterious ways.

Nice to see that an umpire actually tried to defuse the situation rather than make himself the center of attention.

“we should be spayed less” - every dog ever

“his parents gotta be crazy to name him after an indie singer...loser!” - God Shammgod

fucking love you Bjorn (full homo)

Another plus is that you own the tether-ball court during recess.

the gold standard of dads visiting school

I’m thinking Blatter might have a control problem.

FIFA world cup in Qatar =

great list...my personal favorite episode of Getting Hit By a Car was where Randy Johnson went to cross the street and the rogue pigeon shits in his eyes and he walks into oncoming traffic...just a phenomenal episode

Michael Smith has always reminded me of that guy in high school that thinks hes so (effing) cool and then he comes back from the bathroom with toilet paper trailing on his shoe

“lets just leave, im sure no one will notice” - Chernobyl nuclear plant director of operations

i know Ichiro specifically learned Spanish curse phrases just to fire back at all the Latin guys talking shit to him

For shame. Some 12 year old innocent child heard that and promptly went out and robbed a liquor store.

Batter: Jesus, seems a bit extreme bro?

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?