“I’m at the point in my career that I want to win”

everyone lay off JPP, its hard to point out the obvious after youve lost your fucking finger

‘this reminds me, i saw a really nice Fall guy in the new J crew catalog’ - michael sam

ive always thought of joe philbin as the poorest mans robert duvall

‘CVdln(7LDIbjv 4hlbkja2231!!! %MGMgg9999 beabA11’ - Helen Keller low blowing poor Peter Gammons

blasted homer is always the best

vegan chef: do you ever banega?

you can tell (obvious) she was about to dunk it and just lost the handle

‘really though, you went the long way around for that one’ - my boyfriend describing a recent reach around i gave him involving a stuffed animal between the two of us to ultimately only climax simulataneously

wow

+1 wonderful, magical

i was hoping for the ol’ ‘stadium sex’ moment from the still on scroll down :(

‘see even Tiger misses back to back cuts!’ - a mediocre barber to a frustrated customer as he sits in the chair disapprovingly looking at his terrible mess of hair in the mirror for the second month in a row

duda looks like bryce harper’s schlubby older brother that is the more loveable sibling that everyone gravitates towards and says things like ‘why is your brother such a chode basket?’

“this is like normal when i go do putt putt in Chicago” - Derek Rose

‘thats on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’ - Adam Scheffy

all im going to say is —— i may or may not know mike lazzo <3

this is the highest compliment i might have ever received

son of a bitch...i don’t know how you heard the promo for my new series, but the NPR execs are going to be PISSSSSED :(