i truly had no idea there was such a massive / passionate kickball community on deadspin...you learn something new every day!

i haven’t seen a ball kicked that hard since my my four year old kicked my nut sack while i was laying down watching the Full House episode where DJ has an abortion

obviously, im friends with your sister (middle school playground goes NUTS)

looks like you like em as young as possible?

i think the most impressive thing about Gattis is the fact his bats are made of frozen Genoa salami and he still hits em that far

this bastard already struck a deal with Pantene! ...unreal

this bastard already struck up an add with Pantene too...unreal

CONFESSION —- im really a 16 year old girl (huge tits for my age) typing this from a high school English room in Iowa...i record all my deadspin threads as my creative writing project! my teacher is a young, progressive (hot) guy from NYC that let me create a persona and fuck with retards like you <3 ...just CHILL OUT…

just except the fact that alot of people dont’ give a $hit about words that illicit rage in oLdFoGeyS like urself :) this is deadspin and NO-ONE is going to win the pulitzer...their is nothing wrong with youre point tho

is it just me or does anyone else INSTANTLY start craving the shit out of these when you hear Kyrgios name during a match? im serious

(Galaxy 4S buzzing around on table...Christ picks up)

i saw on FOX news recently that alot of people close to Amy said Obama’s 2nd term win really pushed her over the edge...just one more reason hes truly the antichrist...thanks obama

“GREAT WIN for USA... the ONLY thing that could have made this any better was if they were all naked...yeah that would have been sweet” - Donald Trump

“last time i heard him yell that loudly at 3 in the morning was when he got his dick stuck in the blow up doll he keeps in the closet...fucking pervet” - Jay’s wife as she lights Marlboro Ultra Light dangling from her wrinkled lips

‘you know this is the first time ive really gave in’ - bryce harpers knee

this reminds me of a performance piece i did at the school of arts in czechoslovakia to raise awareness around birth control i titled ‘swimmer caught’

‘thats nothin’ - Tommy Lewis

the chick in the red is on pornhub