It just continues to show that the Republican’s strategy since 1980 is still working like a charm.

Didn’t Dave Letterman give Mike a chance to make the field goal on the streets of NYC?  If that’s the one I’m thinking of, I distinctly remember the look of absolute relief/release on his face after making the kick.

Fucking Kinja.

Eli Manning “won” two Super Bowls because:

Greasers.

I’d much rather live near my mother’s side of the family, but they live in a state that is so economically fucked there’s no way I could go back there willingly.

Why are people bitching about the previews when the real scourge is the GODDAMNED COMMERCIALS!  I go to the movies so I don’t have to see the fucking commercials, and instead I now get treated to 10 straight fucking minutes of them.

Guineas.

Jesus.

Warren is talking about a return to FDR style capitalism.  An environment where capitalism is heavily regulated and taxed accordingly.  If you don’t think that’s more than a simple tweak around the edges then I can’t help you.

Lambic doesn’t really understand anything.

I’ve seen this movie before.  Jones will play precisely one game, get his ass handed to him in pieces, and we will be right back to the Shittiest QB in Football.

In this context, “What I demand in a president is whoever happens to be leading in early, elderly-skewing Democratic primary polling, no matter what” is absurd. You are the will those polls are attempting to capture, you and you and you and me, and your meek, passive adoption of their results is the saddest of…

I’m not convinced that Sandra Bullock would make a good AG.

There was only one time that I actually didn’t leave a tip at all, and that was over 25 years ago.  The service was truly abhorrent and insulting to the point where I was having a hard time believing it was actually happening.  I did speak to the manager about it and explained to him precisely why I wasn’t going to be…

Um...where exactly are you getting this idea that “most” places pool tips?  Almost every full service restaurant, across all concepts and types, have individual server tipping.  So, yeah, if you tip poorly for something that wasn’t that big of a deal, you are in fact screwing the server pretty hard.

Plus, with that reasoning, Twitch should simply ban roughly 80% of the video games out there from being streamed at all.

Daddy Archie will never stand for it.  Eli will be the starter until his legs fall off and even then they’ll probably just rig him up in a wheelchair until his arms fall off.  Eli Manning is, and has always been, everything that is wrong with sports.

I want to know more.  You clearly have dirt.

No, those servers are actually getting paid a living wage that they can count on, instead of having to rely on the whims of the customers, or the whims of where the managers assign your section, or the whims of the host staff of when and how you get seated. Speaking as someone who worked in every concept from family…