I can’t imagine what it’s like to be so much of an incompetent herb that you even chase away the guy who has his own heading at the top of the website.

Anywhere but Russia, this would probably be a major downer of a song choice :)

I had a sinking feeling this Thursday’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo wasn’t going to take place. Now I have confirmation of that. Comment sections gone, resignations en masse.

Yup! In the 20 seconds it would have taken her to wrap up the transaction, she certainly could have driven to the hospital to personally save her dying baby, which the team of medical professionals could not have possibly fathomed doing without her help!

“I don’t know!”

Straight from the Federal Trade Commission:

Is it racist to use blackface if I am going out as Justin Trudeau? 

what about klingon-face

I didn’t even think they had articles.  Just headlines and comments.

Always. Don’t you see the logo in the corner? Get on topic, we’re talking about sports.

Deadspin usually has sports?

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

If a quick-serve BBQ joint in an airport isn’t busy, it must be pretty damn bad.

I feel like it’s strange that so many people are defending the cashier here. Sure the guy didn’t miss his flight and wasn’t inconvenienced that much, but even if the cashier was dealing with something important, they could have not texted for the 30 seconds it takes to complete the transaction and given the customer…

Until you miss that vessel and have to deal with being rescheduled. Then you long for the Golden Age of Sail. Scurvy and all.

So what’s your take on state rights? 

If nothing else, it has forced auto companies to put their chips down in terms of where they really stand on fuel economy issues. I expect customers who care about such things, an increasingly large portion of the population, will take notice.

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