Um...where exactly are you getting this idea that “most” places pool tips?  Almost every full service restaurant, across all concepts and types, have individual server tipping.  So, yeah, if you tip poorly for something that wasn’t that big of a deal, you are in fact screwing the server pretty hard.

Plus, with that reasoning, Twitch should simply ban roughly 80% of the video games out there from being streamed at all.

Daddy Archie will never stand for it.  Eli will be the starter until his legs fall off and even then they’ll probably just rig him up in a wheelchair until his arms fall off.  Eli Manning is, and has always been, everything that is wrong with sports.

I want to know more.  You clearly have dirt.

No, those servers are actually getting paid a living wage that they can count on, instead of having to rely on the whims of the customers, or the whims of where the managers assign your section, or the whims of the host staff of when and how you get seated. Speaking as someone who worked in every concept from family…

I wouldn’t.

I had to have shoulder surgery that involved the grinding down of a bone spur, which they told me would hurt like hell. I told my surgeon and my anesthesiologist that my medical history was not kind to heavy pain killer use and that they needed to come up with some options for me. You know what? They did come up with…

You know what they really need to do is a serious takedown of All In The Family.

I think the scientists have been eating too many mushrooms.

Yes.  God forbid there should be a show on television that actually requires some degree of attention to be paid to it, instead of drunk family members throwing shit at each other.

The American President, Moneyball.

You mean, besides nothing?

Hey, that’s my old district! Bill Richardson was Rep when I lived there.

“Damned straight!”

Well, then, there’s still hope you’ll run into him on the street some day so you can collect:)

Let me guess: drinking and/or drugs are why his parents kicked him out?

It’s amazing how much the ability to read and a basic proficiency in math can help you with understanding things.

But only the hot broads.

Free markets!

Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand...