I never would have thought of New Mexico as being a hotbed of progressivism until I spent over a decade in Tennessee.

Oh, shut the fuck up already. Maybe try to learn something first because you don’t know one solitary thing about these dogs or their need for a job, which they do very well and enjoy doing. If you took one of these dogs home to coddle, the dog--and you--would be absolutely miserable because the dog would be tearing…

Tennessee is such a fucking shithole.  I am so happy I don’t live in that fucking cesspool of ignorance anymore.

They do not fall apart, they’re not overly messy and they’re easy to hold and eat without looking at them.

Just stop eating blood avocados already.

If your garlic tastes bitter, then you’re definitely cooking it too long.

Yeah, but I’m pretty confident that a good number of that field won’t even make it to Iowa.  After NH, another bunch will drop off, and by Super Tuesday we’ll be down to the two or three diehards.  Those are the ones we need to deal with when the shit gets real.

Hold on a minute while I put my laptop down.  I’ll be able to give you my full attention then.

All I’m saying is that you’ll never get 100% of pissed off primary voters to back the nominee in the general.

Might even be Grandpa twelve-and-one.  Those are my favorites.

*Driving while typing this* I’m sorry, were you saying something?

That’s correct, because they stink to high heaven and look like something I coughed up when I was suffering from bronchitis. To this day I have to suppress a gag if I’m in a restaurant and smell them.

Don’t hold your breath.  The percentage of Clinton primary voters who went for McCain in 2008 doubled the percentage of Sanders primary voters who went for another candidate (Trump/Stein/Johnson).

Yeah, I never cease to be amazed by the sheer ignorance of my fellow citizens.

Um, no actually, I didn’t.  But thanks for trying to tell me my own thoughts.

I was once asked to leave a theater for bringing in my own food.  I told the staff I was willing to share with everyone, but they told me that the grill had to go.

It’s the only way they can choke that nasty shit down.  I used to shuck oysters--hundreds of them a day--and never once had the temptation to try one.

That’s more due to Republican hardlining (and Barack Obama’s desire to get Republicans to like him) than anything else.  Again:  the people working for ICE are the same people who worked for the INS.  The personnel didn’t suddenly encounter a 100% turnover.

Go fuck yourself.

I suggest you give real, honest-to-God, grass-fed (not just “grass-finished”) beef a try.  It taste’s oh-so-much better--BUT--it is a whole lot leaner than regular old store ground beef, so it cooks much faster and you need to be on top of it.  Anyway, just give it a try.  It’s nothing like 90/10 beef--it’s a…