No, which is why I don’t eat there.

At least his articles contained stories from readers which were far more entertaining than these collections of so-called adults with the coping skills of a six-year old.  They don’t have to bring Pinkham back, but the format was great.

SimuLord is a straight up piece of shit who clearly enjoys treating food service workers like they are some lower form of life.  He has, literally, nothing of value to offer here.

Do you know how to make a million dollars in the restaurant business?

I’m simply amazed that he was able to stand up again.

I used to provide audio support for rodeos, of all things. There was one time when a horse broke it’s leg in competition so they had to basically heave this horse onto a low trailer and cart it out of the open air arena. About 10 minutes later, the following takes place:

No thanks. I’ll wait another 10-20 years until the long term effects of eating such an incredibly over-engineered, edible, food-like substance are better known.  Until then, I’ll gladly pay extra for real, grazing meat.

Yeah, I know. The thing is: he was the only viable alternative in 2016, considering how hard the Clinton Campaign and DNC worked to clear the field for her. Now that we have an embarrassment of riches, there are better options.

Remember the March of Dimes?  They literally started with people sending in dimes and were able to pull in $85,000 IN DIMES.  They learned through that first effort that asking for very small donations from a bunch of people is much more lucrative, and much more sustainable, than asking a few people for a bunch of…

I suggest talking to more former Sanders voters.  With the necessary caveat that we are a long way from the primaries, she’s my first choice.

Truly.

Piss off.  I’m 6'1" and I will recline my sardine can seat if I damned well please.  Maybe, just maybe, if we weren’t all forced to cram into ever closer seating, then your poor little sensibilities might not have to be so offended at someone who is taller than Herve Villechaize exercising their right to do what they…

I mean, anyone with any sense knew exactly why Barr got nominated.  He has only one job to do:  keep that report locked away.

Oh, he’ll be more than “considered”.  The Republican Senate will blow right through his nomination as fast as they can.

What do you mean artificial limbs?

Wasn’t the boat in the top picture used in Caddyshack?

100 bucks says the “parents” of these two little terrorists often give full throated defenses of how they are entitled to destroy everyone else’s meals at restaurants.

Bears repeating every day: they don’t want to cure you. They want to treat you.

You don’t have to shop on the private market for firefighters when your house burns down

Your trolling needs a lot of work.