I’m going to teach my dog how to do this.

That looks interesting.  For my part, I sweeten with just a dab of pure maple syrup.  Not that Log Cabin corn syrup bullshit--the real thing.  Divine.

I bring a six pack or whatever on the train along with a sub and I am good to go.

the only thing she had going for her was that she was a woman.

Wow, that’s a lot of bluster and bullshit to do nothing other than justify your desire to own a weapon for which you do not need.

“I opened the train station.”

That must be what Ivanka sees in him--other than the money, of course.

I remember, years ago, when he was on Letterman (NBC), and Dave asked Trump if he went to the bank and pulled all his cash out, how much of it would be piled up on Dave’s desk. Trump said, with a straight face, “Probably nothing.  But, I’ve got debt, and that’s much better.”

As I stated previously, you are entirely fact averse. Please, don’t let every single piece of real data distract you from your bullshit spewing. Nice job cherry picking PR and USVR rather than nations of similar size and with a previous history of high rates of gun ownership. Why don’t you just trot out Somalia and…

Hey, that’s a SLIPPERY SLOPE!  Next, they’ll be coming for my BB guns!

Damned commie.

Was it a bullshit experience? Yup. Would I have screamed bloody murder if they’d handed me the bill for the whole thing? Hell yup. Would I chalk it up to circumstances that I can’t control and give them another shot (without the large group)? Yup.

Here’s another pro tip:

I can’t wait for all the gun nuts to prove us right after we watch NZ devolve into a criminal hellscape while the rest of their society cowers in their panic rooms.  Should be happening any day now.

I’m not 100% certain, but I think Australia simply destroyed them.

Wait, do you mean to tell me that Nikki Haley, bastion of Conservative Freedom Values, is benefiting from *gasp* SOCIALIST GUBMINT RUN HEALTHCARE!?

Yeah, but isn’t Canadia a communist country?

All of it.  As in, Fox would have to pay me every single dime they have, which would then allow me to turn around and buy them and turn them into an actual news network.

But, to be fair, I’m sure it’s a big, fat, paycheck.