To paraphrase Jamie Foxx: I’m not saying she’s a crackhead, but I am saying she’s very ‘crackish’.

Cult of personality is keeping Tesla afloat for now. Just like Bitcoinage. I’m sure Ford Pinto owners were extremely satisfied with their purchases until they erupted into a fireball.....

Couldn’t happen to a dumber bish.

Asia: home of cheap radios & bukkake

I find the contrast between the R. Kelly outrage and the ‘King of Homosexual Pedophiles’ ambivalence telling. When people in this country say ‘everything is about race’ it all depends on which side of the these critical arguments you fall on.     

You had me (cracking up) at LaPorsha Washington

T(u)RD

Ronaldo should stick to what he and Kobe do best: assaulting women.

Mike Piazza is married to a woman? Who knew!

He looks like a fat Mr. Burns from The Simpsons

Interesting read- I wonder where Kut Froat culpability lies on the scale or is he a victim also?

Have they found the gay gene yet? Just curious. How about the peanut allergy gene? No?

What is he smocking about?

I live in Cameron Park(El Dorado County) and we’ve resigned ourselves to the fact that it is not ‘if’ PG&E burns our house to the ground but ‘when’ PG&E burns our house to the ground. Many of y neighbors feel the same way. But hey- Geisha Williams (PG&E’s highly touted ‘first latina’ CEO) makes $6 million a year plus…

I have no f&ckin clue who these people are which tells me I’m going to be hearing a lot about them in the not too distant future.....

Only in the NFL can you basically suck balls at your job and continue to suck balls elsewhere doing the same job you obviously suck at. 

That’s really neat. For his next trick, can he work out his sphincter using a squishy toy from Barkbox to develop sufficient sphincter strength to crush a walnut? That would be a real nutcracker.

person-hole cover can get kind of confusing considering person holes come in all kinds of shapes & sizes

‘Bobo’ made a booboo

Looks similar to Emma Gonzalez except with less testosterone and a larger bust line.