I really don’t think this is going to resonate with the average consumer. Here’s an idea- save some money for your benefits. Here’s another idea- get some life insurance. Go(beg)FundMe is not the solution to everything. Failing to plan is planning to fail. 

They thought he had donuts

There’s a Dark Necessities joke in there somewhere but we’ll ignore it for now.

I’m not saying he’s a smackhead- I’m just saying he’s very ‘smackish’

I’m not saying Kanye is a crackhead- I’m just saying he is EXTREMELY crackish. BTW: bonus points for killing your mother with plastic surgery!

Lest we forget- Grande is a scumbag

Kanye: I’m not saying he’s a crackhead but he’s extremely ‘Crackish’.
Yeezy ideation centers: we haven’t ideated that yet.
Kanye killed his mom with plastic surgery, profited off her death, then married into a family comprised primarily of silicone and greed- yeah he’s got issues. 

I have a magic solution! It is called the ‘look at me’ generation. It used to be that military aviators were some of the ‘best & brightest’ that eventually cashed in, and became rich & famous. Why not reverse that trend? Let really rich idiots pay millions of dollars to become fighter pilots. How many sorties do you…

You should head over to https://bringatrailer.com/ and check out the ridiculous prices a late model Porsche 911 can command. 

We can light our way with our flamethrowers and take comfort in the fact it wasn’t a ‘pedo-sub’.

1) If you’re Suge Knight Jr. shouldn’t we just call you Splenda? or Sweet n’ Low?

I believe Jamie Foxx said it best, when referencing Whitney Houston who subsequently died of cocaine related complications: He’s crackish.

You have to qualify that title: Bourdain ‘Bye-Bye’ or just $380,000 sexual assault settlement ‘bye bye’?

I’m in..........

I blame Kevin Federline- he’s notorious for the BB Gun.

So to paraphrase the letter: We blew all the cash we earned during our playing days so now we want you to pay us.

I don’t often agree with you but I do this time. He has a whole coterie of staff to take care of these things. I blame Ol’ Smokey Eye Sara Hyphenated Huckabee.

I’m sure Katie has extensive experience with men’s desire to pull out

I like Norm Macdonald: mainly because he constantly referred to Michael Jackson as a homosexual pedophile. We now know that was only partially correct, as Michael Jackson was a drug addicted homosexual pedophile but it still makes me crack up every time I see one of his dirt bag, test tube babies in the news.

Queue Jamie Foxx: I’m not saying she’s a crackhead, I’m just saying she’s very ‘crackish’.