To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: “To get the shit kicked out of you once, Ms. Panettiere, may be regarded as a misfortune; to get it done repeatedly looks like carelessness.” 

I would love the Mad Max 1000: Run whatcha brung and no rules! Thunderdome as midrace entertainment.

Like Erica Badhu & Alicia Keys, I believe in Karma: Kobadiddle went down in a helicopter crash that killed his daughter.

Poor Kobadiddle. I believe in Karma and the fact his daughter was on the doomed copter with him is Karma.

Who named this the coronavirus anyway? Coronas are from Mexico. The deadly virus is from China. Seems they should have named it the TsingTaovirus or SofaKingvirus.

A lot of people forget that Ettore Bugatti used to turn down a lot potential buyers because they were basically jerk offs. That is the target demographic for the modern ‘Bugatti’: jerk offs. In fact, the bigger jerk off the more likely that he/she/it will own multiple Bugatti’s. Speaking of which: Bugatti’s are French…

She should’ve never been suspended. It is a fact that Kobe was arrested for sexual assault, charges were dropped when the accuser appeared reluctant to testify, and he settled a civil suit out of court for an undisclosed amount and an apology letter. Unless the Washington Post has Dr. Peabody’s Wayback machine- they…

Car accidents don’t cause calcium deficiency. That’s red herring reasoning. We had 63F weather January 2nd so perhaps 63F weather was the cause?

2 of them are ensuring election integrity by eating up all the snacks...can’t say what the others are doing but this ad campaign is ‘sofa king’ retarded according to one participant

Wow! You have to smoke a lot of crack to come up with that conspiracy theory. Just as an FYI: the reason white school districts are funded at a higher level is because white families generally earn more raising the local tax base (rappers and sportutainmenters excepted). 

One difference between Cosby and Murphy: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/eddie-murphy-stopped-police-transsexual-prostitute-car-040035645.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANbTsj7srW32a7PpbpK4qw01CkrKoviwGKF_yLZ3wTzQbtSqQ1TbRnitsA46W-YxbwpKYLc1ocWWiTCA9s8OCFHsQrrH…

For this California family- it was the Kamala is Willie Brown’s girlfriend

‘This is Jason and his ‘98 Whatchamacallit’

You, literally, used the word ‘literally’ in a literary title. Like, you know, what were you thinking?....Literally

He had the dance down perfectly.

I take a knee

And killed his Mama with fake titties....too bad is wife survived.

The MeatPacking district!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What is this supposed to indicate?

Bring back the crack era? Did the crack era ever really end?