They should vote in some kind of extreme penalty, like a big fine, and post signs at either end of the bridge and put police in plain clothes along it to enforce. Put the fear into the twits for a while and break the trend.

who has silly ears! who's a silly girl?

It is like jerks who carve their names on trees. Take a freaking photo. Get a tattoo done. Don't deface shit that is not yours in the name of love, jerk.

Goddammit. Pits are the most eager to please, loyal dogs. All they want to do is please their owners. Mine was also abused, she was very nervous around men. Now she's spoiled rotten.

others (like tourists) are disappointed to know that their $5 homage to love is to be taken down.

Oh, for crissake. This has nothing to do with sophistication - and everything to do with the structural integrity of old, old bridges. The locks are damaging the structures, and have caused some railings to collapse.

It's vandalism.

Probably. Makes me sick to think of what that kid is going through at this very minute.

"You little shit" more likely. Yuck. Need shower.

DONT FILM IN PORTRAIT FAT BOY

The kid in the passenger seat gave it that extra touch of redneck sadness.

Haha that's all I could think too! That dog is hilarious but every time the guy reached for the shampoo bottle I wanted to yell at him that it's ENOUGH, already!

I think Mary needs another guy with brown hair to want to do her. I already can't tell the difference between the other ones. I hope that in the series final it turns out to be a clone army and she is the chosen one to help them take over the world or something.

Mary...total, utter bitch with moments of human-ness but somehow irresistible.

A few years back I was at a bus stop and there was a guy standing next to me with his binder sitting on the bench. He reached into his pocket and grabbed a bunch of balled-up receipts and made eye contact with me while he threw them on the ground. I bent down, picked them up, and said "hey, you dropped these" while…

A few years back I had to fly on a tiny CRJ-200 regional jet from Charlotte NC back to school in Alabama. 50 seats in a two-by-two config...everyone is crammed in there. There were 48 people on my flight and I was one of the lucky two to have nobody sitting in the aisle next to me. At the last second they brought a…

I'd go with Jack Donaghey's "never follow a hippy to a second location".

I am helping at my daughter's school with the hot lunch, all I know is each lunch must have a protein.

That whole fight is stupid. The flight attendants should've just had one of them switch seats (him, probably).

I'm pretty sure I've shared this before, but the office manager at my first office job used to take bites out of people's lunches. Like, she would open the lunch bag, take out the sandwich, take a bite and then put it back. She got caught a million times and gave zero fucks.

I used to work for a company with a boss who liked me, but was often very mean to other people. It was not uncommon to hear him yell "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!?!" at my coworkers. You know, a real classy guy.