Fetch me my smellin' salts, darlin', I do believe I am swooning!

I am feeling things in my pants area that I don't normally feel at my desk on a Wednesday after just eating a shit ton of Thai food.

Lord Almighty,I feel my temperature risin'...

LORD HAVE MERCY

First off, this is absolutely horrid. Secondly, if you murdered your mother and put her in a suitcase, would you not attempt to flee...I don't know, say out of the country and not 6 miles away to have a siesta? Put in a little effort, guys.

I dunno if you were joking or serious, but here you are

So grateful to the Hunger Games movies. Now when I say, "Yeah, but he's not as hot as Lenny Kravitz," my daughter has some idea what I'm talking about.

Oh my, Ewan McGreggor!

I have been married less than 5 years :-) Adjust the crazy scale accordingly?

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

Well to be honest, I am sort of getting a George Washington vibe from her.

I would like to see this Christmas in the park side-eye pic, Mark.

Which is exactly why they are so damn good at gaslighting and utterly ruining the self esteem of their loved ones.

Yes, yes - of course the DSM bases their diagnostic criteria on the opinions of jealous people. Are you a "victim" of petty jealousy a lot? Because eventually you'll have to realize that you're the common denominator.

Thank you for presenting the other side of this issue. It sounds like you've had it really tough. People think it is easy being smarter and more attractive than everyone you know, but it is a curse. The sad and pathetic women lash out in anger and jealousy just because you fuck their husbands or whatever, rather…

He's staying with his grandpa for the summer! I saw the segment on my local news (which did the original interview) :D

You seem balanced.

Nothing makes me turn and run in the opposite direction faster than the line "I'm an empath!"

One often finds them in positions of power or in the performing arts, since they can be the focus of attention and didn't care who they stepped on on the way up.

Not buying it. Maybe this works for narcissists who know they're narcissists and do not see a downside in being seen that way. But lots of narcissists know they've got to be selective about when to be really nasty and with whom, in order to maintain a facade of niceness among others. They are very calculating that…