Yes! And then he's with her at the airport for the epilogue that takes place a month later! So in the movies timeline his wife dies, and less than two months later he has a hot new girlfriend. Nice.

I am going to have to stand up for some of those dads. Some of them were both amazing dancers and hot to boot!!

Omg im a pastry chef and I would love it if someone gave me cupcakes. One of the terrible things about being a chef is people don't want to cook for you or buy you packaged/fast food but we're still humans who love junk and snacks and lovingly home cooked food we didn't have to make ourselves. Also, he is amazing for…

The worst gift I ever received was from my mother-in-law. Apologies in advance; this is "War and Peace"-length.

Don't knock the onion goggles! One of the best gifts I've given myself! :)

Man, sounds like your mom's best friend is trying to find gifts that people would like based on their interests. Bravo to her for putting in the effort instead of just checking off items on a task list. And nutcracker tickets age five? Shoot, I would have loved that. Give her a break.

Reading this was heart-breaking, and I'm so glad you're out of that relationship. I hope you're doing well now! Internet hug?

Thank you, and everyone for your kind comments. Living through it and coming out on the other side when I was mired so deep and could see no way out has brought strength and clarity. Thank you to all the Jezzies who've unknowingly helped me along my daily journey. Years later, I'm making sure I'm better every day,…

I created a burner account because this story is so mortifying. I was in an emotionally abusive relationship, then marriage for over 20 years. No matter how I toiled and sacrificed, nothing was ever good enough, including gifts. Circumstances conspired so that I ended up jobless before a Christmas some years ago,…

Apparently, it is a reconstruction of an old Roman design, that predates christianity. And it's not being sold as a cross, only as a penis pendant.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Unless you prefer the nondick. Which is also fantastic. :)

I got one of those Blessed Virgin Dildos from a GWAR-esque character named "Filthy Claus" when I was 17. Good times :/

My friend thinks the answer to every problem is Jesus or dick. So A to B, I make frequent comments about Jesus's dick to her. This would be the perfect gift for her.

That's where I'm at! It's pretty shitty and tasteless to mock a symbol that has religious significance to a lot of people, but if all the people offended are that homophobic, I'm cool with it. More dick crosses for us all!

This whole damn thing is off the cuteness charts. Lord have mercy.

This is a thing of beauty.

My favorite is where he stops driving (with the car still moving) to clap. Priorities in order, man! I do the same.

that and "I think I killed my caaaaat". Were my favorite lines. I laughed really hard!

The smell never bothered me anyway. GENIUS LEVEL.