Some airlines have started doing the upgrade thing after you're on the plane and the doors have closed. The first time this happened to me, I was in a bit of a crowded row and waiting to see if there were empty seats anywhere I could move to. Before I had a chance (thank goodness), the flight attendant announced that…

Yes—exactly...people are reading labels and thinking about what they're eating.

I feel sorry for the Roomba in this scenario.

Sharon Horgan is the Irish writer-actor-director responsible for the best fucking show ever: Pulling. It is HILARIOUS.

Do not use hola.

THANK YOU!! I also hate this movie and could not for the life of me figure out why people liked it. My central sticking point was that Liam Neeson character was tragically widowed and within a week his son was encouraging him to get back into the dating scene. Within three weeks (at the end of the movie), he was…

The giving of gifts is definitely a language, and people tell you who they are and what they think of you with the types of gifts they give. I had a friend who gave me over-the-top presents while she was friend-courting me. Once she was sure of our friendship, she would give me used books. It was weirdly hurtful.

Just write the name. It's too hard to get it without the example.

Seems clear you're not getting the response you were hoping for. I have a feeling it's not so much the gifts as the person...and you just can't stand her, which is fine. If someone you liked gave you those gifts, you'd probably be okay with it.

That's what I thought! Those gifts all sound fine to me....but then I started taking my daughter to The Nutcracker every Christmas when she was four, so perhaps I'm Auntie Asshole.

Your friend has a point that I would extend: the answer to every problem is Jesus or a dick or a burrito.

Glad I didn't dream the 1970s.

Hahaha—there is that!

Yeah, I never really understand why a designer would create something disrespectful to a certain group of people's faith, but Bill Donahue is a ridiculous homophobic blowhard.

Looks like his "skirt is partially unzipped at the top."

Um...is everyone excited about Kate's side eye because this is a thing caucasians are bad at?

Okay, I smile at dogs on the street. I will watch any dog video. I will watch a person video and only pay attention to the dog.

Whoa...Reese and Benedict: NO chemistry.

You loved Dean Cain until he played Scott Peterson...and then you hated him. Admit it.

Don't forget the snowblower and the coffee machine.