Yes. This is his third marriage. I just don't get why serial cheaters need to get married. Stay single, and you can chase anything you want with no repercussions. It's not like he'd have trouble finding someone to sleep with, because *Kennedy*.

yup. I couldn't remember the chronology, but they were still married when she died. She didn't want the divorce. There was a huge deal over the funeral — her family haaaaaaaaaaates him.

he did some hugely dickish things during his divorce from his wife, Mary. And she killed herself afterward, after a long struggle with depression. He was not supportive and acted like a d-bag when she wasn't doing well.

It isn't just Southerners who employ these techniques. It's exactly what I'd do, and I live in the Midwest. My father always beguiled people with his smiling geniality. He really is a genial, happy person, but that didn't stop him from jamming the knife in when righteousness demanded it. But because of his demeanor,…

As of 1730 central time, I AM A HOMEOWNER!

I haven't left the house today. Have you?

Currently studying overseas, and realizing that one of my friends back home is the worst. Or at least very insufferable. It's all happening via technology too, and I miss the blissful days of not knowing this. She's a pretty close friend going back more than 10 years, but every picture she posts has these dumb racist…

I know! I was kind of let down by that. The actress who played Ludivine positively radiated sex in a way I suspect only the French can do.

When I was young and stupid I had an ex slowly move in with me like that... I only realised it when a mutual friend asked where he was living and he pointed at me like "We live together now". It was news to me. After that, no one will be able to sneaky sneaky move in with me.

$350 no less.... Perhaps she lives in an expensive area, but where I live (a pretty nice area) you can get a studio apartment for that much... A one bedroom in a less-nice but definitely not shitty part of town...

I'm old enough to remember how much shade she threw Cher for staying too long at the party.

And why is a selfie appropriate for a political statement? Weird!

Aw, thanks! That was the goal with the whole thing.

We asked for money by just not asking for gifts.

That was actually my first thought.

Oh man, when I was in high school, my grandma was newly retired and got really crafty. She took a doll-making class at the community college and made a doll for each of us grandkids. A doll that looked like each of us. THANKS GRANDMA. We each got it at Christmas the same year (all except one was in high-school), and…

I'm not sure! But everyone my age that I know is terrified of them. It's like my generation was traumatized by too many horror movies or something. I also love clowns, which freaks people out even more.

Important question

As an adult, I find this scary. As a 10 year old, I would be have been thrilled beyond belief to find a doll in front of my house. This would make a great children's book, actually. In my story, the person leaving the dolls is not a deranged pedophile, but an eccentric old lady distributing family heirlooms. Some…