You know, I can't help but wonder if this was actually *MEANT* to be a nice, generous deed performed by an old school Santa Claus type craftsperson who just thought they were doing something anonymous and kind for their neighbors' kids. The first neighborhood I lived in as a kid was a dead end street that offered my…

Same here. I have the blonde hair, dark thick brows thing. It comes into vogue every 20 years or so. Wohoo, I'm on trend. And it requires zero work for me.

Next thing you know having bush is in and womenz be looking for bush transplants. or like a toupee where they can switch out to different styles and shapes.

That too.

After I read The Poisonwood Bible I never could look at missionary work the same way again.

Charlize: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, let the adoption agency reject them because of Sean Penn's history of violence. I fear for this child.

I think I need to take a break from the internet, all I kept thinking while reading this was, "fake, fake, fake,".

Ever since I saw him on Q with Jian Ghomeshi and he was so childish and horrible I have disliked Billy Bob Thornton, that being said he is an interesting character, and I kinda agree about the war thing, why can't they just say competition?

Can I take credit for my sister's time she got really, really lucky? I'm 9 years older than my sister, the baby of the family. One day when I was 11 or 12 (and she was 2 or 3), I walked into our family room to watch Nickelodeon or something. I could hear "Barney" playing on the TV and was not feeling that shit. I walk…

Because clicks.

I think you are talking about Shoot Me — I also watched it today (and At Liberty and criiied) and I got an absolutely opposite view. She can be abrasive, but she is also so loving. She asked Tracy Morgan about his blood sugar, then tested hers with him. Just like buds. And Tina Fey made the comment that she is a…

When I saw this, all I could really think about was alcoholism and how much it sucks to make fun of someone's illness (and glorify it...not saying that's what Jezebel is doing here, but many do when it comes to Charlie Sheen). It almost seems cruel. In this video, he reminds me of every other alcoholic I've known.…

My mother, the worlds largest prude (she thinks Dancing With The Stars is "stuff they ought to keep in the bedroom") LOVES 2 1/2 men. Watches every episode multiple times and attempts to tell me the plot, though she can never remember the characters' names (except for Charlie) and calls them "that little guy" and "the…

You shouldn't judge someone for being at Taco Bell if they're drunk. You should only judge them for being at Taco Bell if they're sober.

"That's Gary." Cracked me up for some reason.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

"After Jada finished telling her story, SuChin Pak said, 'That's a very plausible story. That can happen at parties.' Okay? Thanks for telling us you believe her."

My daughter bawled when Beast got transformed back. She thought he was perfect just the way he was. Adorable.

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