Mmmmm yeah I work in an office  and I fucking hate shoes.

The first installment was the only one worth anything... the concept was unique so I like that part... all downhill thereafter.

Get Out was friggin awesome because it was different... anti cookie-cutter thriller with a fresh (albeit very disturbing) plot.

Ding ding. This instantly invoked visions of a country singer (take your pick) standing suddenly and the twang starts... Oh my god I would flip.shit. I can tolerate almost any genre except friggin country.

I mean... with such an endless array of music genres and humans’ tendency to stick to only a few types... how in the hell are you NOT annoying at least 50% of the plane who hate (x) music?

Thank you for this.

You are right to feel that way.. the current state of things around here is not encouraging whatsoever, and in fact, feels more like the Worst Nightmare From Hell in All Eternity.

As a person in pharmaceuticals, can you tell me WHY on earth Fentanyl has not been federally recalled due to high instance of misuse and the general danger it poses to public safety?

My fucking four year old has more articulation.

You sure it wasn’t a cheeto?

As a white person who was addicted to crack for 3 years, I concur.

Here in Erie County NY (Buffalo and Greater Niagara) drug court will put you into groups... 3 x per week mandated, and if you’re uninsured, they’re $140 a pop.

OMG... I’ll never forget the time I saw that commercial on TV where it shows someone cracking an egg into a frying pan and telling us that this is what our brains will look like if we smoke the bad stuff.

Something something sanctity of life something something...

THANK YOU. When you can’t even give a ball of cells fetal status yet..

I would pay good money for that opportunity. Lucky duck.

It does matter. It TOTALLY matters.

Welcome to Planet Misogyny, where people with penises don’t have to bear one iota of responsibility for knocking us up, and simultaneously seek to dictate what happens to us after they throw their dicks around.

It is accurate. Happened with all of my pregnancies, including the pregnancy from a rape, and I was in such strong denial that I took that bleeding with a sigh of relief... until two weeks later.. I knew something was very wrong.

Dude fuck you. JUST FUCK YOU.